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fiddlefuck 

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.
More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.
fiddlefuck by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1]Wasting time
2]Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3]Performing certain sexual acts on such female.
1] Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2] Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3] Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!
Fiddlefucking by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

fiddledickin

Being stupid and messing around to the point of everyone around you pulling their hair out
"John! Stop fiddledickin around!"

fiddlefuck 

to waste time or to use time unwisely
fiddlefuck by D-Money November 28, 2004

fiddlefuck 

"Stop Fiddlefucking, you are going to make us late!"
fiddlefuck by ppssssffffttt September 22, 2009

fiddle fuckin around 

1. to behave, proceed, or think in a confused or aimless fashion

2. having the attention diverted

3. incapable of behaving, reacting, etc., in an expected manner.

Terminology coined by Benjamin Sandor Peters, Phoenix Arizona, January 2010.

related forms:
fiddle farting
Quit fiddle fuckin around and get back to work!
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Pee Calculus

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