What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.
Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"
by J-Wi June 15, 2010
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