the story of fhartbach is that in 1991 kaliningrad started an independence movement against the soviet union and russia and succeded with it.

It is ruled by a horses copse that is constantly moving in a swimming pool, there are 8 high priests watching it from each 45° angle and depending on the horses movement in said pool they determine its will.

Fhartbach's capital city is called Schizenhausen after the mental illness of Schizophrenia.

Bro1: Yo did you hear of Fhartbach?
Bro2: I hope your parents die
Bro1: *stabs him*

Fhartbach by VanGibus2 October 29, 2022

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fharker

1. short for Fuck Harker. Common word said by University High School (Irvine) students. Pronounced "eff-harker" or "farker". Similar use to fucla.

Hey, let's fharker at Math Madness next year.

fharker by ploofen May 18, 2016

Fhara

She is a very beautiful and sexy girl, with a fine ass. Fhara is an amazing friend, she's supportive, fun, and extrovert. She also enjoys salsa music and good food. Especially her cookies, which are delicious. You love Fhara, everybody loves Fhara.

Oh Fhara, she has a fine ass.

Fhara by papitarellena November 23, 2021

Fhart

Hard Fart, self explanatory and extremely deadly

R.I.P. Greenathon Jonas, died of a deadly Fhart

Fhart by MistahPoop May 11, 2021

Fharhana

A beautiful, witty girl. She is kind and caring to the people she loves most. She is willing to sacrifice her time, money and life for her special someone. Fharhana is a one of a kind girl who every girl aspires to be. Her personality makes those around her smile, though not everyone can see that side of her.

She might not be the top student of her class but she is never busy when it comes to helping people. She is sincere with people but can get very guarded and cautious with those she doesn't know. She doesn't let anyone in her life easily because she is scared of the pain a goodbye brings.

So when you find a Fharhana, keep her and treat her well. She is loyal, kind and passionate in keeping relationships/friendships. A one in a million kind of person. She appreciates every nice things a person pffers her and will remember them for a very long time.

She's such a Fharhana. She's so kind!

Fharhana by Mychicken November 22, 2021

Fharid

He is a nice person! You should give him your prime... twitch.tv/byfharid ;)

Fharid is someone who deserves your prime ;)

Fharid by Joe Mama Ligma November 23, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026