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festitution

Buying an event ticket for the opposite sex, kowing you're going to get laid afterwards
"Jake bought Anne tickets to an event later this month." "Do you think she's in festitution?"
festitution by Guetzi January 13, 2015

The Destitutioner 

Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!
Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.
The Destitutioner by sciflyer.25 February 4, 2013

destitution

Many people in Peru are left in Destitution because of Natural Disasters.
destitution by s3xiiTiiNk November 19, 2007

fetitation 

noun; fetish - meditation - addiction
as in oral fixation, In the act of fetitation, cigarettes, or chew-tobacco, also including devils lettuce, a person plays with foreign objects in or around the mouth.
fetitation by K-dogg August 22, 2012

restitution 

Restitution in moral signifies an act of justice by which reparation as far as possible is made for an injury that has been done to another.

The law of restitution is the law of gains-based recovery. It is to be contrasted with the law of compensation, which is the law of loss-based recovery. Obligations to make restitution and obligations to pay compensation are each a type of legal response to events in the real world. When a court orders restitution it orders the defendant to give up his gains to the claimant.

When a court orders compensation it orders the defendant to compensate the claimant for his loss.

Collection by defendant, court ordered.
The loss of two tamed ducks by someone shooting them. They were caught red handed. The courts gave us restitution.
restitution by Medici October 8, 2007

festivation 

fun events, such as a fair, festival, or circus.
Yea, they have the carnival downtown, so we're going to go enjoy the festivations.
festivation by Rosyln Faulk December 19, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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