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restitution 

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Restitution in moral signifies an act of justice by which reparation as far as possible is made for an injury that has been done to another.

The law of restitution is the law of gains-based recovery. It is to be contrasted with the law of compensation, which is the law of loss-based recovery. Obligations to make restitution and obligations to pay compensation are each a type of legal response to events in the real world. When a court orders restitution it orders the defendant to give up his gains to the claimant.

When a court orders compensation it orders the defendant to compensate the claimant for his loss.

Collection by defendant, court ordered.

The loss of two tamed ducks by someone shooting them. They were caught red handed. The courts gave us restitution.
restitution by Medici October 8, 2007
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restitution to the institution of prostitution 

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paying child support for a kid you did'nt ask for and did'nt want when you paid basically for a night out with a bitch now heres a damn kid
I pay restitution to the institution of prostitution

Restitution Mafia

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A form of police services informant contact fraud or police racketeering, where the informant assumes the identity of the intended victum, to create a straw-man argument, discredit, or provide false information, and restitution or divert funds such as payroll, or victum services, and witness services. Also used to press false charges. Surround and isolate a gangstalking victum.
Im the restitution mafia Don, and Im going to restitutionalize your Animal home
Restitution Mafia by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Restitution therapy

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For restitution racketeering fuckaholicks

In this order;

Basic math ., %, fractions, +-×÷, $, cents,€,£

Bookkeeping for dummies
Critical thinking for dummies
Police services for dummies

Criminal law for dummies
Small Claims Court for dummies
I fuckaholiced so bad I need Restitution therapy.
Restitution therapy by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Jungle Restitution 

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A monetary value you decide to exact on someone's belongings because they knowingly stole or did something to you and now you are owed.
That dumb ass Nick stole my roommates gun, now my room mate refuses to pay me rent. Therefore imma have to get some Jungle Restitution on his baseball card collection.
Jungle Restitution by emptyskillet October 11, 2021

The Destitutioner 

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Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!
Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.
The Destitutioner by sciflyer.25 February 4, 2013

destitution

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Many people in Peru are left in Destitution because of Natural Disasters.
destitution by s3xiiTiiNk November 19, 2007
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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