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Guetzi's definitions
festitution
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Buying
an event
ticket for the
opposite sex
, kowing you're going
to get laid
afterwards
"Jake bought Anne
tickets
to
an event
later this month." "
Do you
think she's in festitution?"
by
Guetzi
January 13, 2015
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