Fernus

The term used by conservative know-it-alls to attempt to elaborate on topics they actually know nothing about.

"Hey guys, Obama is a guy who would throw a grenade into a fernus to quench a fire!"

"lol, Fernus"

by Kalkris February 19, 2009

Fergusoned

Abandoning someone who blindly supports you when they are no longer useful or convenient.

Heather was fergusoned in the parking lot when the police moved in and the protesters scattered like roaches.

by SnowApeKing February 21, 2015

Ferguson Traffic

When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.

Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."

by dadzii December 9, 2014

Tony Ferguson

Tony Ferguson is a hard ass mother fucker that will kick your ass one second then kiss it the next

If Tony Ferguson had sex and his wife tried to ride him he would hip escape

by Tearygravy27 October 8, 2019

Fornus

Lucky powder that "fornits" throw at people (crazy people who believe in them like Reg Thorpe´s of stephen king´s story Ballad of the Flexible bullet) and grants special powers to write. They hate, electricity and radium crystals in the phones, they´re fond to peanut butter, and other sweet stuff.

Fornit some fornus, I need some fornus in my writing machine

by buchsbaum July 14, 2010

Pulling a Ferguson

In East Texas this is the act of calling into work on an excessive basis and suffering no repercussion.

" I'm pulling a Ferguson Monday."

by Psycrow February 4, 2014

Turd Ferguson

A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

by Ken Elrick II October 16, 2005