The result of smashing a vatful of Fruity Pebbles with one's penis repeatedly. This is easily achievable if one is male or a prostitute.
"Did you see what Betty just did with her cereal?"
"Yeah! She just turned it into smabbles! She must be a prostitute."
"But she's only 5...years...old..."
"SOOOOOOOON...."
"Yeah! She just turned it into smabbles! She must be a prostitute."
"But she's only 5...years...old..."
"SOOOOOOOON...."
by Kalkris February 17, 2012
The term used by conservative know-it-alls to attempt to elaborate on topics they actually know nothing about.
by Kalkris February 20, 2009