Fernus

The term used by conservative know-it-alls to attempt to elaborate on topics they actually know nothing about.

"Hey guys, Obama is a guy who would throw a grenade into a fernus to quench a fire!"

"lol, Fernus"

by Kalkris February 19, 2009

Smabbles

The result of smashing a vatful of Fruity Pebbles with one's penis repeatedly. This is easily achievable if one is male or a prostitute.

"Did you see what Betty just did with her cereal?"

"Yeah! She just turned it into smabbles! She must be a prostitute."

"But she's only 5...years...old..."

"SOOOOOOOON...."

by Kalkris April 17, 2012