Felped

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F*cked up beyond help

This whole month-long shop project is Felped

Felped by Okkvlt April 12, 2022

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felted

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

felted by RAZEit April 7, 2007

Related Words

Felped • felted • Feledy • felled • felpersham • felted mound • Fempedo • get fepped

felted

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

felted by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

felpersham

After performing anal sex, when the anal sphincter is at its most dilated, of also inserting the testicles in to the receivers anus.

After a drunken night Shula asked him go take her to Felpersham.

felpersham by Gr8Gonads March 31, 2016

felted

To lose all your chips in a poker game.

Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!

felted by MaxRake June 7, 2005

felted mound

The area just above a womens vagina that has a noticeable bulge and has a good mass of hair on it.

That women's felted mound stuck out like a sore thumb, I could see it from across the beach!

felted mound by forshizzlebdizzlemydickizle December 24, 2008

felled

felled is when you fall in the woods and slide on your ass though the leaves

aw fuck man i went down to the river to get some water and i felled on my ass

felled by the giver of laughs August 19, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026