Felped

F*cked up beyond help

This whole month-long shop project is Felped

by Okkvlt April 12, 2022

felted

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

by RAZEit April 7, 2007

felted

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

felpersham

After performing anal sex, when the anal sphincter is at its most dilated, of also inserting the testicles in to the receivers anus.

After a drunken night Shula asked him go take her to Felpersham.

by Gr8Gonads March 31, 2016

felted

To lose all your chips in a poker game.

Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!

by MaxRake June 7, 2005

felted mound

The area just above a womens vagina that has a noticeable bulge and has a good mass of hair on it.

That women's felted mound stuck out like a sore thumb, I could see it from across the beach!

by forshizzlebdizzlemydickizle December 24, 2008

felled

felled is when you fall in the woods and slide on your ass though the leaves

aw fuck man i went down to the river to get some water and i felled on my ass

by the giver of laughs August 19, 2021