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Fellationist 

One who practices Fellatio, or male-received oral sex. Typically used to describe a female with notable skill in this field. (pronounced: fell-a-shun-ist)
Yes Ms. Jolie, I agree. Your lips appear to make you an excellent fellationist.

No thanks Mr. Glitter, i'm not much of a fellationist.

She's a stone fox, but quite a terrible fellationist.

My father is a pianist, my mother is a fellationist.
Fellationist by Bradley Shepard December 16, 2005
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Fellations

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.
Fellations by bjh60 December 9, 2008

fellationship 

(n.) A sexual realtionship between two or more people in which fellatio is the only form of affection/contact. Usually pejorative, suggests the relationship is lacking.
Term applies mainly to heterosexual relatioships but also acceptable when used in male homosexual context. Not applicable in female/lesbian relationships.
"Susie is so deluded. She thinks Bob likes her but they don't even make out or have sex. She just comes over and blows him. That's not a relationship, that's a fellationship"
fellationship by HelenHar January 30, 2007

de fellationibus non curat lex 

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.
Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

Fellationship 

A relationship in which the only commonality is male recipient oral sex.
My friend and I have a fellationship, I give him head and he pats me on mine...
Fellationship by Sillylala October 18, 2008

public fellations 

Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.
The WSJ article? You can thank our public fellations firm for that.
public fellations by jdmc March 24, 2008

fellationship 

"Fuck buddies" or two people who are not a couple but still enjoy giving/receiving fellatio to each other. A relationship based solely on blow jobs, not emotion. Can be gay or straight.
"me and sally are in a fellationship"
fellationship by danomite555 March 2, 2010