Fedist

1. Someone who has slightly short hair. They are usually made fun of because very little people have short hair. As many may know, if something is different it should be made fun of, destroyed, hurt, or killed. (Not to be confused with fetis)

2. Someone who has a fedish.

Nils: "Nice haircut loser!"
Jordan: "Huh?"
Josh: "I think it's fine, what's wrong with it Nils?"
Nils: "He's a fedist!"
Ben: "YOU'RE NOT JORDAN ANYMORE!!!"