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Federales 

A slang word for Federal Agents or for those employed by the Federal Government.
Juan was minding his own business, when the Federales came and ruined his day.
Federales by 🐺 April 26, 2019

Federales 

A slang for "Police" or "Federal Officers", used particularly by Hispanics when they are in some deep shit.
Oh shit, Jose - the federales are here!
Federales by Turd III January 18, 2017

fedorable 

transmittable through flea bites and ingestion of inhalation of bat guano.
The people of Florence fled to their hillside palazzos in the summer due to the fedorable spread of the plague.
fedorable by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008

fedorable 

anything constructed from felt.
fedorable housing is much easier to heat, and reduces carbon footprints. With the increasing number of hats showing up at estate sales, this is perhaps more important than what is happening in the middle east.

fedorable 

something that can be removed with a luffa sponge, or by dermabrasion.
For years I had this awful dead patch on the tip of my foreskin, but my astrologist took one look at it and proclaimed,"That is simply fedorable!" She gave me a few strokes with her pumice bar, and I was as smooth and tender as a baby's bottom.
fedorable by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

fedorable 

furry and green with a brackish flavor.
I coughed up a fedorable lung cookie
fedorable by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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