3 definitions by Turd III

In my opinion, he's among the most underrated presidential candidates of the 2016 presidential race - if most Democrats were smart enough to pick him, Trump probably wouldn't have been elected President.

He was a good man at heart, and you could tell he really wanted equality amongst Americans, unlike other candidates, who just wanted to divide us using fear.

This man would create subsidized education, allowing children to go to college at no cost to the parents. Imagine how much he could've reshaped our generations to come.
Man #1: Hey, who'd you vote for?
Man #2: Trump - Hillary is way too crooked.
Man #1: What about Bernie Sanders?
Man #2: Come to think of it, I probably would've voted for Bernie if he was on the ballot in place of Hillary!
by Turd III January 26, 2018
A slang for "Police" or "Federal Officers", used particularly by Hispanics when they are in some deep shit.
Oh shit, Jose - the federales are here!
by Turd III January 19, 2017
Bob: Merry 🎄
Sam: What does 🎄 mean?
Bob: You stupid Zimbabwean fuck, 🎄 is a fucking Christmas tree you piece of shit go back to fucking Cuba, faggot.
Sam: K.
by Turd III December 11, 2018