Febreezifix-to spray a deodorizer in the sign of the cross. Used as an extra precaution when trying to eliminate extremely foul odors. Especially aromas emanating from flatulence and bowel movements.
After a dinner of fine bean burritos, I used a febreeziifix of fresh spring air in the bathroom. Hopefully, the febreezifix will clear the bathroom of the eye-burning fumes.
Being our co-worker refuses to bathe, I blessed him with a febreezifix.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.