3 definitions by Wozy

1
When you funnel your gray beard into another person's orifice
W: I gave Julia a dirty Wozniak. She was picking hair out of her for days.
by Wozy October 06, 2017
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2
any vagina you are not "legally" allowed to be inside
I wish I could bang her, but she's too young, she's got that forbidden fruit
by Wozy April 16, 2018
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3
being the only person in the room who isn't vaping. the flavoured odour acts an air freshener for the room, making the experience a win-win.
Anthony: want a hit bro?
Colin: Nah, man, I'm febrezing it.
by Wozy June 12, 2018
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