Definitions by jcustomcue

Chinko de Mayo 

When you have Chinese takeout on Cinco de Mayo.

We ended up celebrating Chinko de Mayo when Taco Bell was closed on Mexican Independence Day.

Chinko de Mayo by jcustomcue May 7, 2020

Corona Nose

The gradual flattening of the nose due to wearing face masks during the corona virus.

I look like a bad boxer with my Corona Nose.

Corona Nose by jcustomcue May 5, 2020

Coronatan 

Tan line created by constantly wearing your face mask outside during the corona pandemic.

I should have used sunscreen, now I got coronatan.

Coronatan by jcustomcue May 5, 2020

static electric penis 

Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.

The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.

You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.

My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.

static electric penis by jcustomcue January 8, 2014

febreezifix 

Febreezifix-to spray a deodorizer in the sign of the cross. Used as an extra precaution when trying to eliminate extremely foul odors. Especially aromas emanating from flatulence and bowel movements.

After a dinner of fine bean burritos, I used a febreeziifix of fresh spring air in the bathroom. Hopefully, the febreezifix will clear the bathroom of the eye-burning fumes.

Being our co-worker refuses to bathe, I blessed him with a febreezifix.

febreezifix by jcustomcue February 28, 2013

ribbon shitter 

Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.

That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.

ribbon shitter by jcustomcue December 6, 2012

Grammytoe 

An old lady showing a cameltoe, usually while wearing yoga pants.

Grammytoes should be against the law, that old lady just shouldn't be allowed to buy yoga pants.

There is a fine line between camaltoe and grammytoe.

Grammytoe by jcustomcue July 13, 2012