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Featherdusting 

When hooking up with a girl and she will not let you have sex with her so you play around near her vajayjay with your cock but never put it inside her.
Example 1
Guy 1: So what did you do with her last night?
Guy 2: Well she wouldn't let me have sex but I featherdusted her a little.

Example 2
Girl: Don't you have a boyfriend?
Slutty Girl: Yeah but we were only featherdusting, that doesn't count as cheating!
Featherdusting by oliviz May 4, 2009

featherless biped 

A human being, as said by Plato, until Diogenes "persuaded" him into changing it to a featherless biped with broad, flat nails.
Plato said that a human was a featherless biped.
In response, Diogenes plucked a chicken and gave it to Plato, saying "Here is Plato's man!"
Plato then changed it to featherless biped with broad, flat nails
featherless biped by Mr. Some1one October 27, 2020

Featheries 

A subgroup of science fiction and fantasy fans who focus on cartoon birds, anthropomorphic birds, or human-bird hybrids. Can have a sexual aspect.
Them: "I'm a furry. My fursona is a fox."
You: "Oh, I'm a feathery! My feathersona is an owl. We featheries are similar to furries."
Featheries by Little Lord WTF? December 24, 2010

Featherneck 

"Get that Feathernecked bastard out of here before he scalps us"
Featherneck by Japwop September 25, 2005

featherstone 

A person who is irrationally violent.
That guy was talkin' shit so I got all featherstone on his bitch ass.
featherstone by Jakob Cole August 7, 2007

feathernesting

The act of feathering one's own nest, e.g., increasing a person's wealth in ways that might be unethical.
That Senator's support for the bill is just feathernesting.
feathernesting by e x t r December 19, 2021