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Toothpaste Fracking 

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit
Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days
Toothpaste Fracking by AyAron87 March 14, 2022
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Fracking Mess 

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.
"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."
Fracking Mess by CookPu69 January 13, 2014

feckin eejit 

It means "fucking idiot," mainly in Irish, and it sounds better in an Irish accent.
That Daniel O'Donnell's a big feckin eejit
feckin eejit by tara banana May 27, 2004
Theres no fecking way, feck off
fecking by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
Used instead of the word "fuck."
What the feck just happened?/ You fecking idiot.
Fecking by 5672 December 7, 2016

Fracking 

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
Fracking by onehandcrabbing April 28, 2012