Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept.
One who tries to identify themself with
materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to
people effectively.
Thing
One: "Boy, that
weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey
Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"
Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"