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The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).
Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind
Faisted by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010
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fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE
"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."

wucking fasted 

similar to sotally tober
wucking fasted by rondo p suttly November 29, 2004
v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.
"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."
fasted by Taimaishu May 24, 2004
Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.
Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?
Fapsted by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012
Fake wasted. An alcoholic placebo.
Knowing that Sierra had never actually been wasted, her friends gave her what she thought was a very strong mix drink.
she was totally fasted even though it was only lemonade.
fasted by Clemmentine September 14, 2007
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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