Fauxshmex
That boy over there is the fauxshmex!
Fauxshmex by Stella McEwen November 8, 2008
Words you can keep
fauxsme
1. Someone who acts as an expert but clearly isn't.
2. Knowingly guessing at a response but speaking with conviction. A combination of Faux (fake) and SME (subject-matter-expert) (Pronunciation: \ˈfō-smē\). It can be used as an adjective or a verb.
2. Knowingly guessing at a response but speaking with conviction. A combination of Faux (fake) and SME (subject-matter-expert) (Pronunciation: \ˈfō-smē\). It can be used as an adjective or a verb.
You: "I wonder how long it took to build this roller coaster?"
Fauxsme: "I bet it took 40 guys at least 3 months to finish this off."
You: "Don't be a fauxsme, you clearly have no idea whatsoever."
Or
If I had to fauxsme this one, I'd bet it took 40 guys at least 4 months to finish this off.
Fauxsme: "I bet it took 40 guys at least 3 months to finish this off."
You: "Don't be a fauxsme, you clearly have no idea whatsoever."
Or
If I had to fauxsme this one, I'd bet it took 40 guys at least 4 months to finish this off.
fauxsme by DeuceOfSpades June 13, 2010
Related Words
Fauxshmex • fauxsome • Fauxsexual • Fauxsher • fauxsme • faux shaux • Faux Mex • faux sex • Fauxth Meal
Fauxsexual
A heterosexual person who pretends to be gay/lesbian/bi and kisses the same gender in public in order to receive attention.
Fauxsexual by Eric_CA May 21, 2008
Fauxsome
Regarding one's own behavior or oneself as "awesome" when in fact the behavior is misguided, or embarrassing, or one is really living a thinly-veiled life of mediocrity and fear.
The hipster was convinced that he was completely awesome, but those around him knew he was fauxsome, with no real ideas or action to back him up.
Fauxsher
My aunt Seena won't mix milk with meat during her Rosh Hashanah dinner, but I've seen her eat lobster plenty of times. I guess that's just fauxsher.
Fauxsher by The_Blaconator October 6, 2011
fauxsome
Rog bragged to everyone about how he was going to jump out of the plane, but he pissed his pants and chickened out at the last minute. He was so fauxsome.
fauxsome by you_can_call_tyrone May 13, 2010
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