Fauxsher 

A Jewish person who pretends to keep kosher, but privately eats bacon and other non-kosher food.

My aunt Seena won't mix milk with meat during her Rosh Hashanah dinner, but I've seen her eat lobster plenty of times. I guess that's just fauxsher.

Fauxsher by The_Blaconator October 6, 2011

Fauxster 

the wanna be hipster who cant quite afford the raybans, skinny jeans or designer fixie, but still has the silly mustache

hey that guy has fake wayfarers, i think his shirt is from target, hes gotta be a fauxster

Fauxster by BrianTurnbull June 10, 2011

fauxspertise 

Expertise on a subject, usually a sport, gained not by actual study or participation, but through watching that something being done by others.

I love watching football with that guy. His fauxspertise on the game really opens up my eyes to how horrible most big time coaches really are.

"If there were only a way to contact the coach, my fauxspertise could really help the team out of this jam."

fauxspertise by The Third Partier October 23, 2011

Fauxther 

A male father-like figure with no genetic connection to a child. A fake dad. Someone else's baby mama's husband. A stepfather.

Larry: "Good job Susie...you played a great game! Let's go get some ice cream."
Susie: "Thanks Larry. I love you!"
Mom: "You're so sweet Larry. You're the best fauxther in the world!"

Timmy: "Look what I made you Mike! Happy Fauxther's Day!"
Mike: "Ahhh...thanks Timmy! What a beautiful card! Let's send a picture of it to your real dad in Jersey."

Fauxther by EStang July 11, 2010

fauxsterity

Government policies that consist of an increase in spending, taxes or both. Meant to boost an economy in recession, it usually ends up depressing it even more.

It's the opposite of austerity, i.e. government policies that consist of a decrease in spending and taxes. Such policies end up recessions much quicker.

Herbert Hoover and Franklin Roosevelt applied fauxsterity measures by massively increasing spending and taxes, transforming a recession into the Great Depression.

In contrast, Warren Harding applied austerity measures by cutting spending and taxes, and the recession was over in less than two years.

fauxsterity by Gray Sheep December 12, 2014