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fauxrganized 

Pretending you have your shit together but in reality you're completely unorganized
The teacher was very fauxrganized because he said he would give the students their tests back on Tuesday but didn't until Friday.
fauxrganized by Lselect October 17, 2011

Fauxlarious 

Adjective. 1. The act of trying to be extremely funny, but really isn't at all. 2. Being terribly unfunny when trying to be comical.
1. Jack's date thought he was fauxlarious, because she didn't think any of his jokes were funny.

2. "Date Movie" and "Scary Movie" are fauxlarious.
Fauxlarious by juEEls February 12, 2012

fauxvaries 

faux ovaries

the area where ovaries would be, but on a man.
I will punch you in your fauxvaries!!!
fauxvaries by thewhiterabbt October 5, 2011

fauxtarian

fauxtarian:
1)
used occasionally as a political term for contrived, inconsistent political platforming, often leaning negative and at times radically so
2)new - general definition + lifestyle application:
any person who adapts a platform with an outward show of its belief and adherence, who in actuality only follows said platform when convenient. fauxtariansism is more an attempt at creating depth of personality via conviction, with tangential attempts at garnering attention through its repeated declarations, rather than it being a lifestyle decision implemented with consistency - and without fanfare - in one's day to day.
2)
a fauxtarian will snarf a bratwurst one day and the next day make a big fuss over meat served in some other context, calling self a "vegetarian" to anyone in earshot. a fauxtarian will call self an animal activist and drive a car with leather upholstery. a fauxtarian will serve their kids pre-fab mac n cheese whilst shopping - and boasting - of one's own gourmet/organic adherence.
fauxtarian by ka the wordsmith October 15, 2015

Wash the Farrari 

Megan fox washed Micheal Bays Farrari.

Megan: see ya, I'm gonna to wash the Farrari of Mr Bay...

fauxbrary 

A room or portion of a room that consists of book and other shelving that gives the appearance of a library when space is limited.
Join me in the fauxbrary for a cup of cocoa and a good book.
fauxbrary by TsarinaCole February 21, 2011