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fauxtarian

fauxtarian:
1)
used occasionally as a political term for contrived, inconsistent political platforming, often leaning negative and at times radically so
2)new - general definition + lifestyle application:
any person who adapts a platform with an outward show of its belief and adherence, who in actuality only follows said platform when convenient. fauxtariansism is more an attempt at creating depth of personality via conviction, with tangential attempts at garnering attention through its repeated declarations, rather than it being a lifestyle decision implemented with consistency - and without fanfare - in one's day to day.
2)
a fauxtarian will snarf a bratwurst one day and the next day make a big fuss over meat served in some other context, calling self a "vegetarian" to anyone in earshot. a fauxtarian will call self an animal activist and drive a car with leather upholstery. a fauxtarian will serve their kids pre-fab mac n cheese whilst shopping - and boasting - of one's own gourmet/organic adherence.
fauxtarian by ka the wordsmith October 15, 2015
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Futarian 

A person who has been darkened by the hot Futa sun and is very tired of life and is in dire need of money and rest.
Send that guy money, he is a Futarian.
Futarian by KinggW December 7, 2021

fauxletarian 

Falsely claiming to be of a lower socio-economic or working class in order to appear humble, hide true wealth, dodge responsibility, or deflect criticism about an easy life.

Portmanteau of 'faux' and 'proletarian' - fauxletariat can be used for a collection of fauxletarians.
He is such a fauxletarian! He makes 90k a year at an easy corporate job, but rages against the machine and goes on and on about his working class credentials.

She likes to tell everyone she is a starving student, but sends her mother's maid to the thrift store for 'real' clothes. Fauxletarian!
fauxletarian by Grinding August 31, 2010

faketarian

One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.
Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.
faketarian by sp00ki September 15, 2006

fruitarian 

One who's diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (Do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)
A fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.
fruitarian by Lina Kosara September 28, 2005

Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.
Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.
Faketarian by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007

fajitarian

Someone on a diet rich in fajitables.
ummm, no...i wont be having that cos I'm a fajitarian
fajitarian by rocky October 29, 2003