fauxvaries 

faux ovaries

the area where ovaries would be, but on a man.

I will punch you in your fauxvaries!!!

fauxvaries by thewhiterabbt October 5, 2011

fauxvanist 

Someone who goes on the internet and pretends to be a Chauvinist to bother people.

This is basically done as a weak trolling attempt.

Nerd: All women should go back to the kitchen.

Internet: Chauvinist, or fauxvanist?

Nerd: Huh?

Internet: Thought so.

fauxvanist by thetruth. February 18, 2009