Fauxpal

Acquaintance who is generally disliked, but due to a personality flaw, allows themselves to be used by others for things such as rides, money, sex, etc...

Marty isn't really my friend dude, he's just my fauxpal.

by Serhii November 5, 2004

fauxplaining

When someone fakely complains about something to draw attention to the very thing being complained about; false whining in an attempt to obtain 'clout' from peers.

Girl: Ugh, I have so much AP Bio, AP Stat, AP English, and AP Chem work. I hate being in such smart classes.

Boy: Will you please stop fauxplaining.

Girl: Bruh I am so addicted to nicotine I hate it.

Boy: You're just fauxplaining so people know you vape.

2022 Kara Grossman

by KaraGman January 7, 2022

fauxpology

When a person makes it sound like they are apologizing when, in fact, they are just shifting the blame or using twisted logic to argue their way out of responsibility for their actions.

When George said, "I guess we all just have to accept some of the blame here," I stopped listening because I knew it was just going to be another fauxpology.

by 52tease December 12, 2006

fauxball player

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005

fauxplay

Flirting that doesn't go anywhere

"Max was giving the 'fuck me' look all night, but at last call, he puked under the bar. Fauxplay strikes again."

by anyminutenow May 13, 2006

Fauxpology

An insincere apology.

Anne and Brian did not offer up a fauxpology; it was sincere.

by ThundercockFTW October 8, 2017

Fauxbalt

A pejorative term used regionally in Vancouver, BC, to denote the falseness or fraudulence of the "New" Cobalt. The Cobalt was once a world renowned hardcore music venue catering to the Punk & Metal scenes. It nurtured the early careers of countless local and touring bands as well as provided a place for established bands to play in an authentic atmosphere with a truly wicked sound system. Now under new management the Cobalt has reopened as a den of posers and tryhards happily throwing dance parties on the ashes of Vancouver's music scene.

Trendy Hipster: "Hey Man, are gonna check out the dance party at the Cobalt this weekend?"

Metalhead: "FUCK THAT!!! DEATH TO THE FAUXBALT!!!"

by Junior_666 February 16, 2010