fauxialite 

An attractive young woman who lives beyond her means as a way to ape a lifestyle yet above her reach.

A fauxialite is not a barfly, she is far worse.

fauxialite by Sharpie McAsian October 23, 2005

fauxialite 

Main Entry: Faux*ial*ite(s)
Pronunciation: 'fO-sh&-"lIt

A naive young woman who thinks too highly of her egotistical self. Tries very hard to be something she's not.

A fauxialite was on her way to the hospital because she over dosed on cheap vodka and what she thought was cocaine.

fauxialite by masked rabbot October 14, 2005

fauxcialite 

fake socialite. not to be confused with socialite this person is known to be a part of fashionable high society because of his or her regular participation in social activities and fondness for spending a significant amount of time entertaining and being entertained, normally socialites posses considerable wealth, but in all actuality they are poor, low to no class people that who have friends in high places.

socialite: did you hear that tiffany isnt actually rich she's been faking this whole time.
maid: so she's a fauxcialite.
socialite: exactly now fetch me something to drink, consuela.

fauxcialite by mcbillions May 4, 2009

fauxlite 

fō'līt adj.

Fake politeness, usually displayed in public settings. People who are fauxlite are perceived to be very sweet and innocent by their casual friends, but can be devious, manipulative and mean. A fauxlite person's true colors only shine through by accident, or are demonstrated to those in their circle of trust -- a.k.a. their family. Also, those who see through this facade are coldly received by the fauxliter. **Friends rarely, if ever, believe that a fauxliter could ever be anything but nice and kind.**

Fauxliters are often martyrs who decline any offer of help/assistance (so as not to impose), laugh really loud and overzealously at jokes, buy/make random gifts, and say yes to almost anything their friends ask of them.

Michelle: My mom is such a jerk. She called me a thief and a liar and was yelling at me on the phone today.

Gary: No way! Your mom is SO nice! She baked me a cake for no reason. She would never say those things!

Michelle: Oh please! She is so fauxlite it makes me want to vomit. You just don't see it because you're not related to her.

fauxlite by dinosaur lunchbox September 24, 2009

fauxocialite 

A social climber or someone on the margins of a perceived "elite" group. A poser or pretentious person.

"Dumb fauxocialite. Doesn't she realize everyone knows she still has one foot in the trailer park?"

fauxocialite by Laurathered March 31, 2009

Fauxality 

Reality as it is presented by "Reality" TV shows.

Though some shows are worse at it than others, all Reality TV shows some degree of fauxality to them.

Fauxality by HubcapDave June 13, 2010

fauxality 

Fake reality shows on TV. Think Survivor, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars. How these shows are supposed to be real is beyond me.

My wife was watching that crap fauxality show Dancing with the Stars the other day.

fauxality by Blaine Sullivan June 11, 2008