Fauxppleganger

A false “doppelgänger” or look-a-like. A term used to describe a doppelgänger that looks nothing like the original person.

Brad: Hey Mel! Look it’s your doppelgänger *points*
Mel: Doppleganger? More like FAUXPPLEGANGER. She looks nothing like me. You racist AF. Friendship over.

Fauxppleganger by An EX IR Nurse December 3, 2020

Fauxppleganger

A false doppelgänger or look-alike. A term used to describe someone that is said to look similar to you when in reality they look nothing like the original person in question. This mistake often leads to awkward interactions and questionable racism.

Brad: Hey Mel! Look it’s your doppelgänger!
Mel: Doppelgänger? More like FAUXPPLEGANGER! She looks nothing like me. You’re racist! FRIENDSHIP OVER!

Fauxppleganger by An EX IR Nurse December 3, 2020

fappleganger 

1. The reflection of yourself in the mirror while you fap. The person in the mirror is your said fappleganger

2. Most never meet, but it is one who shares a bond with someone stronger than the bond between twins, where even when you fap your strokes flow together in perfect harmony at any given time or place in the universe

1. person not fapping: Why would you fap in the mirror?

Fap guy: I wanted to meet my fappleganger! *Fap fap fap*

2. Much like love or the ideas of higher powers, fapplegangers remain a mysterious phenomenon to scientists and fappers alike

fappleganger by *fap FAP fap FAP fap* May 21, 2019