Fauxnix

A delightedly stupid person who is blissfully unaware of their stupidity.

Dude, John thought cucking involved the man knowing about it, what a fauxnix

by Aleypal September 23, 2025

fauxnime

A cartoon that tries to look like anime, but is not genuinely Japanese and, therefore, is not anime.

Powerpuff girls and Teen Titans are two examples of fauxnime.

by Brick Wall December 27, 2004

fauxning

(prononunced phoning) Pretending to be using your mobile phone in order not to appear to be friendless and alone, or to give the impression you are busy.

1. You were so late I was fauxning so people wouldn't think I was a loner.

2. She is so annoying I start fauxning when I see her so she won't talk to me.

3. I started fauxning on my blackberry when I walk around so people think I'm important and busy.

by krapokequeen September 9, 2011

Fauxnicate

Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.

Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."

Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."

Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."

Ted: "how about you write that down..."

by Bob Goatu January 13, 2009

fauxning

Pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid speaking to someone on the street

As the signature petition gatherer approached, she was quickly fauxning in a call on her cell phone

by steve garvey August 16, 2008

fauxnime

n: a form of animation not originating from Japan in which characteristics of genuine anime are used excessively, usually to increase TV ratings or generate a false sense of security.

adj: imitating Japanese animation styles and/or concepts

"Teen Titans" is one of the most easily recognized fauxnime shows.

by OmniSynth October 1, 2005

fauxnics

any turntable that is not a technics 1200 or 1210.

The club was wangster because it only had fauxnics!

by Ronit Sparkles October 6, 2006