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Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.

Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."

Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."

Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."

Ted: "how about you write that down..."

Fauxnicate by Bob Goatu January 13, 2009

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furnicate

Molest or otherwise commit foul acts with tables, chairs, sideboards etc

Jim-Bob contracted a serious case of splinters attempting to furnicate with his new stripped pine cabinet.

furnicate by Timberhound November 6, 2008

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fauxnate

Giving donations to an organization that does relatively little for the cause they advocate.

I fauxnated to the Susan G. Komen Foundation for this lousy pink ribbon t-shirt and all they contributed to breast cancer research was 15%.

fauxnate by Dirty Dict September 17, 2014

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Fauxtivated

When you lack the energy or motivation to accomplish said task.

Similar to "fake it til you make it"

Dude 1- "I'm impressed how well your handling your break up bud!"
Dude 2- "I just gotta stay fauxtivated and everything will fall into place."

Fauxtivated by Valhallagram January 7, 2017

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fauxviate

the act of attacking progressives and progressive causes without regard for the truth.

Combination of the words "faux" and "bloviate" to denote bloviating that's especially devoid of facts and/or logic. Especially applicable when applied to Fox News.

Since he had absolutely no knowledge of the topic at hand he decided to fauxviate like Glenn Beck.

His argument eviscerated, Bill O'Reilly retreated to his dream world and began his trademark fauxviating until everything made sense to him once again. Facts and logic be damned.

*See all political reporting on Fox News.*

fauxviate by Dark Ranger March 23, 2009

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fournicate

Fornication with four people

I'm going to fournicate with jill and two other girls tonight

fournicate by TUSKY ISR January 29, 2017

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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