Fauxnicate

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Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.

Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."

Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."

Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."

Ted: "how about you write that down..."

Fauxnicate by Bob Goatu January 13, 2009

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furnicate

Molest or otherwise commit foul acts with tables, chairs, sideboards etc

Jim-Bob contracted a serious case of splinters attempting to furnicate with his new stripped pine cabinet.

furnicate by Timberhound November 6, 2008

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fauxnate

Giving donations to an organization that does relatively little for the cause they advocate.

I fauxnated to the Susan G. Komen Foundation for this lousy pink ribbon t-shirt and all they contributed to breast cancer research was 15%.

fauxnate by Dirty Dict September 17, 2014

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Fauxtivated

When you lack the energy or motivation to accomplish said task.

Similar to "fake it til you make it"

Dude 1- "I'm impressed how well your handling your break up bud!"
Dude 2- "I just gotta stay fauxtivated and everything will fall into place."

Fauxtivated by Valhallagram January 7, 2017

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fauxviate

the act of attacking progressives and progressive causes without regard for the truth.

Combination of the words "faux" and "bloviate" to denote bloviating that's especially devoid of facts and/or logic. Especially applicable when applied to Fox News.

Since he had absolutely no knowledge of the topic at hand he decided to fauxviate like Glenn Beck.

His argument eviscerated, Bill O'Reilly retreated to his dream world and began his trademark fauxviating until everything made sense to him once again. Facts and logic be damned.

*See all political reporting on Fox News.*

fauxviate by Dark Ranger March 23, 2009

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fournicate

Fornication with four people

I'm going to fournicate with jill and two other girls tonight

fournicate by TUSKY ISR January 29, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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