Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.
Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."
Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."
Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."
Ted: "how about you write that down..."
Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."
Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."
Ted: "how about you write that down..."
by Bob Goatu January 13, 2009
Get the Fauxnicatemug. by Ronit Sparkles October 6, 2006
Get the fauxnicsmug.