fauxning

(prononunced phoning) Pretending to be using your mobile phone in order not to appear to be friendless and alone, or to give the impression you are busy.

1. You were so late I was fauxning so people wouldn't think I was a loner.

2. She is so annoying I start fauxning when I see her so she won't talk to me.

3. I started fauxning on my blackberry when I walk around so people think I'm important and busy.

by krapokequeen September 9, 2011

fauxning

Pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid speaking to someone on the street

As the signature petition gatherer approached, she was quickly fauxning in a call on her cell phone

by steve garvey August 16, 2008

Fauxning

Faux-boning. The art of simulated sex with your dearest compadre to show your appreciation for them.

When you love your bro so much you pretend to have sex with them fully clothed in jest. Essentially non-sexual dry humping.

"Brad and Clive are fauxning again. Those guys are real bros."

by The Beardist May 30, 2019

Fauxing out

The act of faux going out with a girl or boy. A situation where they believe you are in a monogamous relationship but your action, when not with them, do not reflect this fact.

Oh my dayz that bad boy Egor is fauxing out with three girls, he is meeting one of their parents tonight but he is going to come out on the pull with us after.

by For richer or pau-rer December 14, 2010

Fauxlingual

Using Google or other web based tools to translate English into another language with the hopes of being perceived as multilingual.

Did you see his Facebook comment with the Croatian birthday greeting? It was obviously translated online, he is so fauxlingual.

by Rilesworth9000 April 10, 2009

Fauxting

Faking a text when you're alone, when in reality, you have no one to text. Fauxting is mostly done by teenagers when they are in the presence of other teenagers they dont know.

Boy 1: Dude, I heard your ex was at that party last night, what happened?
Boy 2: Ahh I didnt talk to her. I just was fauxting until she left.
Boy 1: Smart move, you probably looked so cool.

by HannahHorton December 22, 2008

Fauxking

A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.

May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.

Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?

Class: WTF?!?

Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.

by I got you back June 29, 2009