Faustus 

Something about otters.

National Geographic: Today, 100,000 to 150,000 sea otters are protected by law.
Guy 1: Who on earth would protect such useless animals...
Guy 2: You probably haven't met a Faustus.

Faustus by ShortMart July 12, 2011

Faustus keyboard disease 

A disease which causes people on Discord to type in all caps and frequently yell "AAAAAAAA"

Faustus: LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!
Yusuf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kass: Bruh why does everyone on Discord have Faustus keyboard disease lately

Faustus keyboard disease by notyusufr October 25, 2020

Dr Faustus 

An all too human character that encompasses all the dilemmas of our modern society. Aspiration, religion and faith, or the lack of it, and the conflicts of science and spirituality.

I can't wait for Dr. Faustus to go to Hell (as long as it's not tomorrow).

Dr Faustus by faust's no1 fan June 27, 2004

claude faustus 

Probably the worst character in kuroshitsuji (Black Butler). He'll never be as good as Bassy. He denied Alois's affections and killed him. He is a terrible, emotionless, heartless character who doesn't really have any character.

You: I ship Claude Faustus and Alois Trancy SO HARD!
Me: What the actual shit is wrong with you.

claude faustus by CountingCurses November 24, 2015

faustas 

Amazing at sports, Great with the ladies, Can handle any situation and is really caring for anything.
Really good looking. Never gives up, Best sports are usually football and running, Any girl would be lucky to go out with him!

"Oh my god he is perfect"
"He must be a Faustas"

faustas by Laura1880 June 18, 2014

FauxTUS 

A television personality who accepts the role of president of the US.

Isn't FauxTUS doing a fantastic job dressing up as the leader of the free world?

FauxTUS by Joshwalla January 23, 2018

Faustis 

lazy, spaced out, bitter

You're sooo faustis!
I feel really faustis today!
Oh my God, you're so faustis!

Faustis by Apprentice February 21, 2004