Faustus

Something about otters.

National Geographic: Today, 100,000 to 150,000 sea otters are protected by law.
Guy 1: Who on earth would protect such useless animals...
Guy 2: You probably haven't met a Faustus.

by ShortMart July 12, 2011

Dr Faustus

An all too human character that encompasses all the dilemmas of our modern society. Aspiration, religion and faith, or the lack of it, and the conflicts of science and spirituality.

I can't wait for Dr. Faustus to go to Hell (as long as it's not tomorrow).

by faust's no1 fan June 27, 2004

claude faustus

Probably the worst character in kuroshitsuji (Black Butler). He'll never be as good as Bassy. He denied Alois's affections and killed him. He is a terrible, emotionless, heartless character who doesn't really have any character.

You: I ship Claude Faustus and Alois Trancy SO HARD!
Me: What the actual shit is wrong with you.

by CountingCurses October 06, 2015

Faustus keyboard disease

A disease which causes people on Discord to type in all caps and frequently yell "AAAAAAAA"

Faustus: LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!
Yusuf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kass: Bruh why does everyone on Discord have Faustus keyboard disease lately

by notyusufr October 25, 2020