ShortMart's definitions

Faustus

Something about otters.

National Geographic: Today, 100,000 to 150,000 sea otters are protected by law.
Guy 1: Who on earth would protect such useless animals...
Guy 2: You probably haven't met a Faustus.

by ShortMart July 12, 2011

Saiku

A 13 years old boy from Georgia that discovers his sexuality through Martin, his role model.

Saiku: Hi Martin <3
Martin: Ew GTFO

by ShortMart July 1, 2011