Faulstick 

The last name of a long line of mammoth warriors. Often known for slaying medieval gnome zombies. The present family is now the Pacific Northwest's official lawfirm for victims of bear and/or pony assaults.

Frank: Dude I was mauled by a bear riding a pony!

Mitch: That sucks. You should get hold of the Faulstick law firm. They'll help you out. And that's a bond Frank, a bond that sucks on the chocolately nipple of time.

Faulstick by JimJabJibbers October 27, 2008

fagstick 

a dumbshit; an idiot; someone hated generally by everyone. refferring especially to homosexuals. or those who act like homosexuals. works for others too. also a good insult for younger people (eg. freshmen or 8th graders).

Dre: hey, look at Cooper over there jumping rope.

Jason: ha ha, what a fagstick.

fagstick by Drenessness July 28, 2009

fagstickicism

The act of one being a FAGSTICK and/or the study of fagstickicism

Wyatt and Ryan were being FAGSTICKS because they were acting like retards, they both study fagstickicism

fagstickicism by Fagstick December 24, 2020

fagstick 

a man who acts like a homo sexual or acts very retarded

guy1:u want to hear a joke.
guy2:what is it.
guy1:knock knock.
guy2:(sighs)whos there.
guy1:orange.
guy2:orange who.
guy1:orange u glad i didn't say bannana.
guy2:dude your such a fagstick!

fagstick by halo2slayer July 16, 2009

fapstick 

All-natural, free moisturizer for your lips that most would only use if they're are out of chapstick.

"My girlfriend needed some fapstick last night, so I'm a little tired today."

fapstick by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

Fugstick 

An extension of fugly that encompasses the whole body, not just the face.

That guy is a total fugstick.

That chick will never date you because she's hot and your'e a fugstick.

Fugstick by Belle Lee January 12, 2006

fagstick 

A douche who hits on chicks even though he likes to pack fudge. ie garret

Brent: Dude, garret is a freakin fagstick.

Kyle: I know, everyone knows he likes penis up the butt.

fagstick by muscleman364 November 24, 2009