faulkner

to go from being a nerd to getting all the hot girls

he chucked a faulkner

faulkner by miccre January 14, 2007

Faulkner

Verb:
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)

Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news

verb: "It's 1am already? We've just been faulknered!"

noun: "Damn it, he's a Faulkner."

Faulkner by starfro67 January 4, 2010

Faulkner

v. 1, To remove the filter between one’s personal thoughts and speech, resulting in free indirect discourse.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.

1. "What the hell am I doing, I was supposed to turn left on Ponce, man I need to lose weight"

"What ARE you talking about?"

"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."

"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."

Faulkner by mattpie July 29, 2012

Faulkner

1.To repair or enhance something previously broken through use of everyday objects.
2. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand.
3. To jury-rig

Your car broke, huh? Give me that stick, some duct tape, and a piece of wire, and I.ll Faulkner ize it.

Faulkner by (Faulker) August 9, 2008

faulkner

a gay teacher who loves a tug in class while watching his pupils have fun and wait to receive his cock

its good but its not faulkner

faulkner by faulkners student July 5, 2016

faulkner facinasion stage 

Females usually have long hair because they are stuck in the faulkner facinasion stage. This is a critical, and can be potentially dangerous stage that the famous pyschologist Sigmund Freud accidentally missed out. In extreme circumstances, females can be obsessive about anything military related and are highly volatile but entirely useless.

note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.

look around, the example is plentiful.

"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"

faulkner facinasion stage by chim of chesham August 21, 2008

Newton Faulkner 

The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D

You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.

Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.

Newton Faulkner by Millstaa February 18, 2009