When you win the regular season in your fantasy football league but lose the championship game in the postseason tournament. You’ve been Faulknered.
by Faulkner101 July 11, 2019
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You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.
Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
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The process of going from a calm state of being to an out of control lunatic via a carefully tread 6-step process that moves from calm to agitated into masked anger, then irritability on to retaliatory, followed by irrational and concluding with explosive
Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.
by Furry Trout March 18, 2010
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come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)
Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)
Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news
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by coolestgirl October 28, 2013
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