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Females usually have long hair because they are stuck in the faulkner facinasion stage. This is a critical, and can be potentially dangerous stage that the famous pyschologist Sigmund Freud accidentally missed out. In extreme circumstances, females can be obsessive about anything military related and are highly volatile but entirely useless.

note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.
look around, the example is plentiful.

"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"
by chim of chesham July 25, 2008
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