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come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)
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2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)
Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news
by starfro67 January 4, 2010
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v. 1, To remove the filter between one’s personal thoughts and speech, resulting in free indirect discourse.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.
1. "What the hell am I doing, I was supposed to turn left on Ponce, man I need to lose weight"
"What ARE you talking about?"
"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."
"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."
"What ARE you talking about?"
"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."
"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."
by mattpie July 29, 2012
Get the Faulkner mug.1.To repair or enhance something previously broken through use of everyday objects.
2. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand.
3. To jury-rig
2. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand.
3. To jury-rig
Your car broke, huh? Give me that stick, some duct tape, and a piece of wire, and I.ll Faulkner ize it.
by (Faulker) August 9, 2008
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its good but its not faulkner
by faulkners student July 5, 2016
Get the faulkner mug.Females usually have long hair because they are stuck in the faulkner facinasion stage. This is a critical, and can be potentially dangerous stage that the famous pyschologist Sigmund Freud accidentally missed out. In extreme circumstances, females can be obsessive about anything military related and are highly volatile but entirely useless.
note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.
note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.
look around, the example is plentiful.
"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"
"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"
by chim of chesham August 21, 2008
Get the faulkner facinasion stage mug.The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D
You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.
Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
by Millstaa February 18, 2009
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