Falkeri

Divine Gayness, the one and only true term for homosexuality. Lazy, slacker, Fag.

To become gay, to like to do guys in the rear. most commonly used by online dorks who name there characters " Falkeri " to hide the fact that they are Gay.

Queer

Hey John, don't be so Falkeri!
Bob was pounding some guy in the rear as his wife caught him and said " YOU FALKERI! "

by Douchecock March 27, 2008

felkerising

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.

Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol

by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

Fakerism

The practice of being a fake ass bitch.

Jane- "Hey John can I borrow a cigarette?"
John- "Sorry I'm all out."
*Later, unbeknownst to John, Jane sees he has cigarettes.*
Jane- "That's some fakerism."

Bush- "We need to stop Congressional earmarks!"
*Bush's proposed 2009 Budget contains thousands of earmarks*

by Qweda May 4, 2008

Falker

A person who is a Facebook Stalker. Tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. After many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won't add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.

Haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. She tried friending me on Facebook 10 times this month and I keep ignoring it. Then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why I won't add her as a friend. I don't know you, leave me along you "Falker"!

by SassyJax01 December 2, 2010

Falker

Someone who stalkers people, behind the use of fake avatars, on the internet.
Derived from a mixture of Stalk and Fake.

"This person don't look real, they been stalking me, what a falker!"

by falker0001 November 21, 2009

Falker

Facebook stalker. One who is a minor aquaintance with the stalkee, but follows every event in this individual's life via facebook.

"Jonathan is such a falker. I caught him spying on Ms. Thang today through facebook."

by McBooby June 27, 2008

Falker

A hard working son of a gun. Someone who is dedicated to what they do, and won't stop until the end result is perfect. A Falker gets sh*t done and looks good doing it. They know how to play hard, but work even harder, and when you need something done, a Falker hops to it RFN (RIGHT FALKING NOW).

We need a falker on this job, STAT.

I really wish we had a falker on our team right about now, this project would be running a lot smoother.

by arealfalker September 12, 2019