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Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.
Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.

Flatting out

To ‘flat out’ is to become so bowled over by a car’s looks, abilities, noise or general awesomeness that nothing short of passing out next to it can convey your feelings for said automobile.
Flatting out by crank&piston December 26, 2011

Fetting Out 

Quite literally stressed to the point of being paralysed and just generally flapping about tooing and frooing panicking not knowing what to do…
He/She was proper 'Fetting Out' over what he could do.
Fetting Out by Yawheyah November 10, 2022

Farting out cum 

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
Farting out cum by Awfulman July 15, 2022

Farting out product

When a squeeze bottle is low on product and makes fart sounds when you squeeze it.
We’ve got ketchup in the fridge, but we’re almost out and it’s farting out product
Farting out product by Joe cain September 18, 2023

Farting out 

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business
Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist
Farting out by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024