Fetting

A person who can walk into a bar and have his drink before he sits down without ever saying a word.

"That guy had his beer waiting for him at the bar and he just walked in. He is so a Fetting."

Fetting by Killerardvark April 1, 2007

Fetting Out 

Quite literally stressed to the point of being paralysed and just generally flapping about tooing and frooing panicking not knowing what to do…

He/She was proper 'Fetting Out' over what he could do.

Fetting Out by Yawheyah November 10, 2022

Fetting syndrome 

Inability to have sex and developed after long dry spells of no sexual activity sometimes a life long issue

My buddy ain't had sex in so long I'd swear he has Fetting syndrome

Fetting syndrome by #Fmlfdd October 11, 2022

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Fatting out 

Being lazy and doing nothing, but enjoying the fact that you are -in fact- doing nothing; probably getting fatter because of it too.

"we are just fatting out tonight; watching a movie on DVD and eating some pizza. doing nothing but let it all fat out."

Fatting out by Slothy McSloth June 29, 2008

Food fitting 

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

Food fitting by dudebizho November 6, 2009

Big Feeting 

The act of posting predominently BBC News website links into Discussion Forum threads in the vain hope of trying to look interesting.

Big Feeting sadsack

Big Feeting by El Splod July 8, 2009