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a sassy insult for someone whos been/is fake, mostly used by the girls and the gays. could be used jokingly w friends or seriously.
since when do you care, fakey?”

“nah shes been a fakey. we knew this..”
fakey by lady gaga luvrrr May 6, 2021

Fakey Jamaikey

Blacks who try to act Jamaican, but actually aren't. Mostly used on TV or for musical purposes. For example, Miss Cleo: psychic advisor and tarot card reader.
I'm NOT going to that fake mind-reader with you. She's a total fraud, a fakey jamaikey, y'know? You're just throwing your money away......
Fakey Jamaikey by Bangboy December 30, 2009

fakey bad bad 

Someone who is not who they say they are; very shady.
Wow KarKar, you are such a fakey bad bad.
fakey bad bad by J4keTheGreat April 18, 2018

Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.
'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'
Wakey Fakey by Atani August 26, 2006
V. The act of blowing air into a girls anus through the breathing apparatus of a scuba mask.
What's your favorite position?

I like to fasker!
Fasker by SunburnedPenguin November 7, 2010

Backside Fakey

When you're doing a chick from behind right before you cum you spit on her back.. and when she turns her head to look at you you blow your load in her face.
I was doing her from behind and doubled up on the backside fakey and angry pirate.
Backside Fakey by ¤ħĠя April 30, 2009