jmomdabomb's definitions

Fartouflage

When you try to time a fart with a nearby sound to disguise it.

My fartouflage timing was off as I walked past a neighbor when they shut off their leaf blower too soon.

by jmomdabomb January 12, 2026

Wingmom

When a gay son's mom helps him get dates.

While window shopping in a quaint town, my wingmom went back to a cute salesman after he flirted with me to give him my phone number.

by jmomdabomb January 12, 2026