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Fartouflage

When you try to time a fart with a nearby sound to disguise it.
My fartouflage timing was off as I walked past a neighbor when they shut off their leaf blower too soon.
by jmomdabomb January 12, 2026
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Wingmom

When a gay son's mom helps him get dates.
While window shopping in a quaint town, my wingmom went back to a cute salesman after he flirted with me to give him my phone number.
by jmomdabomb January 12, 2026
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