fartacise

When you exercise and fart at the same time.
and/or
when the size of your booty determines the reverberating sound of your fart

My booty was so big I went to the gym and I fartacised
Wow, that's a really big fartacise!
When is the last time you fartacised?

by Concerto989 January 20, 2017

Fartacus

pron. A person who flatulates in a crowded, public place in the hopes of passing the blame onto the masses.

Steve pulled a Fartacus during the movie and, although the crowd whole crowd smelled it, no one knew who dealt it.

by jjbizzippo August 24, 2010

fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

by mochicho March 8, 2009

Fartacrite

One who is hypocritical about farts.

If a horrendous smelling or sounding fart had come from your spouse, you would want to kill them. Be grossed out. Repulsed.

Same fart comes from your body, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fart. In fact is smells rose like and sounds like the hum of a violin.

Therefore the person is a fartacrite.

by Ambethan March 27, 2011

Fartacus

First son of Demi god Flatulus - bastard son of great Jupiter - He who wields the mighty lightning and thunder and a lesser sewage nymph Shartia. Jupiter became enamored with Shartia after spying her from his throne on Mt Olympus - reveling in filthy sexual consort of the type the other nymphs won't. Legend ascribes Shartia with introducing scat play to the mighty Jupiter.

Into the coliseum roared Fartacus and he proceeded to blow away all other gladiators!!

by Princess Cathryn Of Vulgaria April 13, 2021

fartacious

Having the unique ability to produce farts with alarming frequency, either deliberately or accidentally.

No one ever fell for his "pull my finger" challenges, as he was well known as the most fartacious person around.

by Rollo & Biff January 4, 2008