Fart-Start

When one has trouble urinating and then farts to jump start the urine stream

Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.

by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012

Kick start fart

it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets

i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart

by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010

false-start fart

when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.

I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.

by gbv052 February 28, 2011

fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013

Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time

I think i just Fart Shart my self

by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021

shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"

Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022