Fart-Start
Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
Fart-Start by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012
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Kick start fart
Kick start fart by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010
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Fart-Start • fart starter • false-start fart • Kick start fart • Fart Shart • Fart, Fart, Shart • fart or shart • shart fart • aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car • Fart before the shart
false-start fart
when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.
false-start fart by gbv052 February 28, 2011
fart starter
1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.
2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.
2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.
Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.
fart starter by mkdaddy October 21, 2013
Fart Shart
Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
Fart Shart by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021
shart fart
The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"
Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.
shart fart by the comand'r October 10, 2016
aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
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