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false-start fart
when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start
one off
without letting it
get to the point
where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like
a pop
.
I think I’ll be able to
pull off
a false-start fart over there by that
Nautica
mannequin
.
by
gbv052
February 11, 2011
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