Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
by Alejandro6969 November 06, 2012
by Alejandro6969 June 18, 2013
When a human defecates and the smell is so repulsive and pungent that it brings back childhood memories of being at the zoo.
After eating country fried chicken topped with two over easy eggs and gravy, I laid a "zoo shit" so powerful that childhood memories of being at the San Diego Zoo came to mind
by Alejandro6969 July 18, 2022
When a male places his lips around the clitoris and makes a humming sound followed by instant female paralysis as if she were tassered.
The other night I was going down on my girlfriend and decided to Tazz-Her.....I thought she had died when her eyes rolled back...but then she smiled!
by Alejandro6969 December 04, 2012