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Sexual Orientation where a mistakenly straight female is attracted to men under the height of 4'6" and are typically gay. These men have extremely masculine faces, yet have very feminine mannerisms. Women that find this type overtly attractive are typically attracted to gay men and therefore, will never have enjoyable sex due to the lack of attraction from either party. There are no treatments for farquaadsexuals other than to watch Shrek the Musical over porn.
I fell in love with lord farquaad's tone of voice and height. I must be Farquaadsexual
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by farquaaddani September 12, 2016
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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