farmers blow
Blowing your nose with out a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot.
farmers blow by golfnut23 March 13, 2009
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farmer blow
Block one nostril and exhale forcefully through the other to expel a large deposit of snot.
Done when no handkercheif or tissue paper is handy.
Done outdoors.
Done when no handkercheif or tissue paper is handy.
Done outdoors.
farmer blow by Zach Fritz September 15, 2004
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farmer's blow
The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.
Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.
farmer's blow by jakrel May 16, 2005
farmer's blow
The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.
farmer's blow by David99 April 30, 2007
farmer blow
noun: to blow a big wad of snot out of one nostril while holding the other nostril closed by pressing on the side of the nose with the index finger or thumb.
When done properly, a farmer blow completely clears the nasal passage and the small amount of snot remaining on your nose can be wiped off on the back of your glove or on your sleeve. Good if you do things outdoors a lot and don't want the mess on a handkerchief in your pocket.
farmer blow by Jubilation T. Corndog October 15, 2006
farmer's blow
In the middle of a football game, he got a bloody nose, so he decided to use a farmer's blow. All the blood shot out and the rest clogged up.
farmer's blow by blubby April 15, 2006
farmers blowjob
When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
farmers blowjob by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022
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