chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?

by jakrel May 29, 2005

yoda

A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.

Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.

by jakrel May 29, 2005

cheese

The name given to any nasty pitch in baseball.

DAMNIT, quit screwing around and throw him the stinkin' cheese.

by jakrel May 26, 2005

Basketball

The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story.

Hey, MJ, u wanna go play some basketball, wit me, Larry, and Shaq?

by Jakrel April 20, 2005

Bust a cap

To unload your gun on someone and ultimatley, kill them. A very popular activity in the ghetto.

Nigga 1: Hey you want some of dis sheeit?
Nigga 2: Ah, I don wan dat shit.
Nigga 1: I don give a fuck, I don't play that shit, and I'm about to bust a cap motha nigga.

by jakrel August 13, 2005

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 16, 2005

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 15, 2005